Dear Andy and Mooresport
Here, belatedly, are the results from Silverstone; does anybody else think we could do with a bit more movement at the top and bottom of the table?
I might delay publishing results from Germany until the FIA World Council decide if Ferrari should face further penalty after bending the rules concerning applying team orders. But what do you think? Should team orders be banned? Do you think they inevitably affect F1 anyway? Do they spoil the sport for fans?
Let’s see what happens in Hungary…
|1||–||Chris Illingworth||Four Wheels||1122|
|2||–||John Rhodes||The Pheasant’s Revolt||1108|
|3||–||Simon Rodden||Last Minute||1074|
|4||–||Gaynor Bingham||No Hope||1028|
|5||↑ 1||Lynne Rodden||The Gherkins||1016|
|6||↑ 5||Al Briggs||Alabama GP||965|
|7||↓ 2||Andy Moore||Mooresport||961|
|8||↓ 1||Josh Rodden||Creme Egg||960|
|9||–||Andy Showell-Rogers||Eat My Dust||948|
|10||↓ 2||Ruth Moore||Moore’s Movers||929|
|11||↓ 1||Tracy Forster||Penelope Pitstop||926|
|12||–||Jackie Moore||Shiny Happy Speedy||917|
|13||–||Oscar Leitheiser||F1 Circus Clowns||888|
|14||↑ 1||Dave Coyle||Aotearoa GP||846|
|15||↓ 1||Scott Boyes||Scott Racing||825|
|16||–||Peter Jones||No Driver Aids||798|
|17||–||Ron Jones||Win Or Bust||737|
A young engineer was leaving the office when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the Acting CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one copy.”
Lesson: Never, ever assume that your boss knows what they’re doing.
After a topsy-turvy race – especially for Mark Webber – here is our topsy-turvy table, which has lots of movement, and our first competitor to reach 1,000 points this season. Will anyone catch these Four Wheels?
See you after Silverstone.
|1||–||Chris Illingworth||Four Wheels||1015|
|2||–||John Rhodes||The Pheasant’s Revolt||971|
|3||–||Simon Rodden||Last Minute||933|
|4||↑ 2||Gaynor Bingham||No Hope||902|
|5||↓ 1||Andy Moore||Mooresport||899|
|6||↑ 4||Lynne Rodden||The Gherkins||885|
|7||↓ 2||Josh Rodden||Creme Egg||882|
|8||↓ 1||Ruth Moore||Moore’s Movers||849|
|9||↑ 2||Andy Showell-Rogers||Eat My Dust||844|
|10||↓ 2||Tracy Forster||Penelope Pitstop||836|
|11||↑ 1||Al Briggs||Alabama GP||825|
|12||↓ 3||Jackie Moore||Shiny Happy Speedy||822|
|13||↑ 1||Oscar Leitheiser||F1 Circus Clowns||791|
|14||–||Scott Boyes||Scott Racing||754|
|15||↓ 2||Dave Coyle||Aotearoa GP||752|
|16||↑ 1||Peter Jones||No Driver Aids||708|
|17||↓ 1||Ron Jones||Win Or Bust||683|